Curtis Armstrong

Jonas

'Booger' Dawson

Ned

Mr. O'Donnell

Arcadia Bible Academy Recruiter (uncredited)

Herb Cohen

Mayor Izzo

Charles De Mar

Mr. Welch

Goov

'Booger' Dawson

Ivan Delbert

Janitor

Mitchell Wolf

Self

Dudley Booger Dawson

LaJean

Dudley 'Booger' Dawson, Esq.

Ack Ack Raymond

Mr. Button

Country Jake

Max

Kenny

Dennis Gladstone

Himself

Steve Chaney

Clifford

Governor Gabe Gaithright

The Professor

Maru (voice)

Clark

Marvin

Dexter Pearlsley

Steve

Dushkan

Morgan Ball

Chain Smoking Booster

Brodrick Dooley

Arnold Pishkin

Mr. Golden

Miles Dalby

Mr. Thompson

Morris Mecklen

Keach

Pastry Chef

Jerry the Butler

Mr. Ralph

Mr. Rathbone

Larry

Bert Miller

Self

Campus Cop

Booger

Clint

D.A. Levine

'Big' Ben

Farley Hall

Steven Chaney

Barry Donovan

Robert Martin

Clint Pudder

Jervis

Matt

Tiny Tim Fallow

Harold

Bob

Sal 'Pig Boy'

Mr. Cheswick

Rodney

Scooter (voice)

Justin's Zit

Pawn

Russel

Dr. Zachary Simon

Dr. Morton Freberger

Mr. Crummyham (voice)

Bert Miller

Louis

Dan (voice)

Oscar Schultz

Metatron

Principal Foster

Uncle Billy

Frank, the Judge (voice)

Snot Lonstein / Eli Weisel (voice)

Robot DeFault / Marf (voice)

Computer Guy

Store Clerk

Curtis Armstrong

Self - Host

Super Amazing Bouncy Ball (voice)

(voice)

Double-Wide (voice)

Carl

Candy Van Man (voice)

Attorney Cole

Snot Lonstein (voice)

Lucentio

Bart Brookman

Burt

Self

Harvey

Chaz Dalton

Ken Fretts

Paul Richter

Pete LaSalle

Danny

Clark

Herb / The Punisher

Herbert Viola

Ezekiel the Cockroach (voice)

Curtis Armstrong

Tom

Robert Fischer

Ronnie Hayes

Mr. Moleguaco (voice)

Peter Goldman

Jeweler

Chuck Drakner / Jim Force

Yale Pinhaus