Tim Meadows

Sam

Mr. Duvall

Sammy Davis, Jr.

Wayne

Athletic Cone

Cornelius Banks

Richard Stans (voice)

Mr. Green

Himself

Malcolm

Lionel

Leon Phelps

Full Serve

Leroy

Miles McDermott

Principal Duvall

Ted

P. K. Winsome

Homie 1

Station Manager

Malcom

Cashier

Self

Self / Various Characters (archive footage)

Keegan

Stan

Brett

Self / Various Characters

Chris Brighton

Harry Duggins

Tim

Ben Carson

Claus

Himself

Various (archive footage)

Self

Mr. Lester Hennessey

Dave

Self

MRI Technician

Donovan Piggot

Self

Filbin Nutwagon (voice)

Donovan Piggot

Self

Leroy Watkins

Soul Train Teacher

Leroy Ballard

Percy Kittens

Dennis

Kevin Blakeley

Paul DuFrayne

Rudy

Dr. Volk

Self - Guest

Lucas

Sheriff Taylor (voice)

Self

Colonel Tuttle

Jeff Thumb (voice)

Professor Haines

Self - Various Characters

Self - Cameo (uncredited)

Jedidiah

Kevin One

Mr. Glascott

Father of the Bride

Gary Dunhill

Craig

Hal

Brent (voice)

Lawyer

Self

Principal Lieb (voice)

Self - Host

Martin Lutherking

Secretary of Defense

Mike (voice)

Judd Tolbeck

Bruce

Self

Tim Meadows

Mr. Glascott

Gregorios (voice)

Walt Worsch

Quail Eegan (voice)

Caleb John Gosche

Dave Shelby

(voice)

Self - Panelist

Christian

Self - Panelist

Self

Jameson's Father (voice)

Curly (voice)

Stedman (voice)

Self

Self (archive footage)

Michael Graves

Lake Commissioner

Self

Edmond

Langston Fleury