Wil Wheaton

Joey Trotta

Bennett Hoenicker

Romulan (voice) (uncredited)

Charlie

Jeff Radcliffe

Tim

Self

Danny

Zack

Robert Todd Lincoln

Donald Branch, age 8

Self

Jimmy

Self

Billy Milton

David Reynolds

Singer (bass) (voice)

Kipp Gibbs

Self

John Darling

Scottie Cray

Clyde

Director Alan Smithee

Tommy

Mitchell

Danny

Ehrich Weiss / Young Harry Houdini

Martin (voice)

Jack

Self

Nick Karpinsky

Lazarus

Passenger

Self

Rodney Bedecker

Self

Perceptor (voice)

Kyle (voice)

Wil Wheaton (uncredited)

Louis' Friend

Flash (voice)

Self

Jonas

Scapegoat #1

Self

David

Arcade Heroes Narrator (voice)

Self - Interviewee

Andy

Self

Dick Smith

Perceptor (voice)

Ensign Wesley Crusher (archive footage)

Self

Owen Drimmer

Timothy Higgins

Bryan

Aqualad (voice)

Walter

Wil Wheaton (voice)

Wesley Crusher

Arling

Cosmic Boy (voice)

Floyd Hansen

Steve

Kevin

Bilchic

Colin Mason

Will

Self

Cadet

Nick Karpinsky

Himself - Host

Anti-Abortion Activist (voice)

Self

Mike Morningstar / Darkstar (voice)

Wil Wheaton

Game Master

Alexander Rook

Atlas (voice)

Wil Wheaton

Minos

Self

Isaac Parrish

Wayne McGarrick

Kyle / Horace (voice)

Drake

Self - Host

Evan Whitlock

Self - Host

Wesley Crusher (voice)

Wesley Crusher

Azagoron

Self - Host

Mike Morningstar / Darkstar (voice)

Self

Himself

Conrad Moody

Perceptor

Jonathan Rook (voice)

Pet Shop Owner (voice)

Self

Forest Ranger Gary Barton

Himself

Thorbir Falbek

Doomsday Protestor

Himself - Panelist

Self - Host

Himself - Host

Wesley Crusher (voice)

Co-Worker (voice)

Officer Cahoots

Aqualad / Computer Geek (voice)

Fawkes

Silver Age Blue Beetle (voice)