Billy Merritt

Driver

William Howard Taft

Dirty Randy

Fryman (voice)

Fryman / Bass Fish Toy (voice)

Mr. Richington (voice)

Santa Claus

Gator Master

Wayne Tercelle - Clerk

Jack

Scott

Bartender

Manager

Umpire

Dirk Hamsteak

Butters the Clown

Father

Slave Bidder