Stephen Mangan

Lord Byron

Josef

Self - Narrator

Dr. Guillaume Secretan / Constable Sidekick

Narrator (voice)

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Narrator

Sean Sullivan

Alastair Caldwell

Self - Narrator

Narrator (voice)

Self - Narrator

Martin

Postman Pat (voice)

Narrator

Self

Constable

Narrator

Michael

Ed

Pierre

Gilbert Dean

Tony Blair

Himself - Narrator

Bertrand Welch

Narrator (voice)

Mark Bark Jones

Self

David

Narrator

Steve Hollister

Ballet Doctor

Audition Actor

David

Dr. Clement Aitken

David

Fergus

(voice)

Host

Pigeon

Mathew

Narrator (voice)

Television Executive #4

Guy Secretan

Dan Moody

Self

Self - Contestant

Mason

Narrator

Robert Compton-Lewis

Self - Narrator

Adrian Mole

Sean Lincoln

Dirk Gently

Self - Guest Host

Self

Alex

Arthur Conan Doyle

Clown

Himself

Self

Himself - Host

Self - Guest

Self

Guest

Guest Presenter

Andrew

Self - Contestant

Self - Panellist

Self

Nathan

Self

Self - Host

Self

Self

Self - Presenter

Himself

Self - Panelist

Inspector Larry Bird

Himself - Narrator

Self

Himself - Narrator

Narrator

Self - Participant

Himself - Host

Self

Self - Assistant

Self - Expert

Self - Contestant

Presenter

Richard Pitt

Self

Self - Host

Self

Self - Participant

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Self - Host

Imp (voice)

Self - Contestant

Himself / Narrator

Self

Self