Tim Healy

McArdle

Self

Andrew

Self - Audience Member (uncredited)

Himself

Tommy Skinner

'Dirty' Charlie Hoggy

Derek

Himself (Narrator)

Dave

Geoff

Mr. McCarten

Bertie Masson

Reg

Sergeant Brown

Himself

Dennis

Phil

Eric

Dalton

Dick

Tramp

Mr Grimes

Mr Lang

Ian

DCI Duggan

Self

Mike Fiddler

Mr. Nightingale Sr.

Dennis Patterson

Narrator

Reg Toomer

Paul King

Self

Jacob Collins

Narrator (voice)

George

Ken Gardiner

Grandad

Ronnie Goodall

Riff Raff

Sandy

Cedric Shanks

Gastric

Les / Lesley

McArdle

Syd Lemon

Self - Participant

Eric Lofthouse

Phil

Foxy

Dave Miller

Mr. Mulcaster

DCI Colin Duggan